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Largest Populations: 1,187thMost Influential: 3,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,764th
The Country of
Democratic Socialists
F*CK 'EM
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nosyaj

Population34.006 billion

CapitalBig City Town
LeaderMr Important

Currencydollar bill
Animallush forest

The Country of Nosyaj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Important with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 34.006 billion chuckleheads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Spirituality, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Healthcare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big City Town. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped chucklheadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion dollar bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,841 dollar bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, foreign musicians that Mr Important dislikes are turned away at the border, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nosyaj's national animal is the lush forest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nosyaj is ranked 220,578th in the world and 14th in Hyrule for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -19.34 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Populations: 1,187thTop
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Most Influential: 3,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,764thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,891stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,475thMost Pacifist: 8,764thBest Weather: 9,027thSafest: 9,388thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,047thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,389thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,830thNicest Citizens: 14,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,693rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,313thMost Devout: 18,188thLargest Governments: 22,208th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nosyaj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nosyaj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Nosyaj lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Nosyaj's influence in Hyrule fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Nosyaj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Nosyaj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Nosyaj's influence in Hyrule rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Nosyaj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Nosyaj lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Nosyaj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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