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Most Inclusive: 44thMost Compassionate Citizens: 95thNicest Citizens: 144th
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Time and Space will save this Human Race.
Influence
Dominator
Vice- Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nostalgia 13

Population15.656 billion

CapitalTwilight Nights
LeaderPaul Westerberg

CurrencyDollar
AnimalOwl

The Free Land of Nostalgia 13 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Westerberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.656 billion Nostalgians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twilight Nights. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nostalgia 13ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,767 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 240,666 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges. Crime is totally unknown. Nostalgia 13's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nostalgia 13 is ranked 114,622nd in the world and 2nd in Twilight Nights for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 344.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 44thMost Compassionate Citizens: 95thNicest Citizens: 144thMost Pacifist: 167thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 284thLeast Corrupt Governments: 286thMost Secular: 286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 451stMost Developed: 462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 528thLargest Welfare Programs: 540thSmartest Citizens: 547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564thHealthiest Citizens: 631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 679thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 774thHighest Average Tax Rates: 783rdSafest: 784thLargest Governments: 849thMost Beautiful Environments: 865thHighest Poor Incomes: 973rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,028thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,224thLowest Crime Rates: 1,299thMost Efficient Economies: 1,325thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,415thMost Cultured: 1,657thBest Weather: 1,770thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,026thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,172ndHighest Economic Output: 2,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,571stHighest Average Incomes: 3,663rdMost Stationary: 8,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,817thTop
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Largest Populations: 10,549thMost Influential: 11,963rdHighest Drug Use: 13,833rdMost Income Equality: 14,511thNudest: 15,619th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Paul Westerberg wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Nostalgia 13, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.

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