The United Mexican States of Nosautempopulus is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.414 billion Mexicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mexican economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion Mexican Pesos a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,916 Mexican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown. Nosautempopulus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nosautempopulus is ranked 48,823^rd in the world and 81^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,600.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.