The Republic of India of Nosautempopulus is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sardar Patel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.358 billion Indians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Indian economy, worth a remarkable 3,662 trillion Indian Rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,013 Indian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, money grows on trees, every workday begins with group therapy, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Nosautempopulus's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Nosautempopulus is ranked 299,846^th in the world and 339^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Fattest Citizens, with 4.54 Obesity Rate.