The Free Land of Norwegian Socialist Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Olaf Nordmann with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 1.715 billion Norwegians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Norwegian economy, worth 200 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 117,120 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwegian Socialist Republic's national animal is the Elkhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Norwegian Socialist Republic is ranked 93,825^th in the world and 2^nd in Coalition of Sovereign Nations for Most Authoritarian, with 982.06 milliStalins.