Population | 1.524 billion |
Capital | Oslo |
Leader | Olaf Nordmann |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Elkhound |
The Free Land of Norwegian Socialist Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Olaf Nordmann with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.524 billion Norwegians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Norwegian economy, worth 166 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 109,302 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwegian Socialist Republic's national animal is the Elkhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Norwegian Socialist Republic is ranked 106,912th in the world and 5th in Coalition of Sovereign Nations for Most Influential, scoring 490 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in Norwegian Socialist Republic, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.