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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,898th Most Rebellious Youth: 8,925th Largest Black Market: 10,689th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Alt for Norge.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Norway

Population9.928 billion

CapitalOslo
LeaderErna Solberg

CurrencyKrone
AnimalMoose

The Kingdom of Norway is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Erna Solberg with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.928 billion Norwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Norwayian economy, worth 506 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,977 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, nothing gets the party jumping like Erna Solberg specifying how high, and mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Norway's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norway is ranked 117,669th in the world and 60th in Christmas for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.15 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,925thLargest Black Market: 10,689thLargest Populations: 16,244thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,249th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Norway's influence in Christmas rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Norway lodged a message on the Christmas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Norway, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in Norway, nothing gets the party jumping like Erna Solberg specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Norway, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
  • : Following new legislation in Norway, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Norway, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Norway's influence in Christmas rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Norway, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Norway, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.

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