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Most Valuable International Artwork: 481stLowest Crime Rates: 1,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,621st
The CORPS Auxil and Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Memento Mori
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population8.3 billion

CapitalSeifu Kyapitoru
LeaderKing Feuerklinge

CurrencyNorwanese Digital Coin

The CORPS Auxil and Kingdom of Norwany is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Feuerklinge with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.3 billion Norwandogg are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seifu Kyapitoru. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Norwanese Digital Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 227,192 Norwanese Digital Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, Norwany's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwany's national animal is the Firefox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norwany is ranked 3,480th in the world and 89th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,977.34 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 481stLowest Crime Rates: 1,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,621stMost Patriotic: 1,653rdMost Developed: 1,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,251stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,316thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,432ndLargest Governments: 2,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,766thSmartest Citizens: 2,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,409thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,480thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,634thHighest Average Incomes: 4,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,800thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,134thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,695thMost Secular: 7,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,902ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,906thHighest Economic Output: 9,136thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,398thMost Influential: 11,192ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,279thMost Stationary: 16,305thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,716thMost Cultured: 18,389thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,955th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 59th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Secular: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th in the regionLargest Populations: 294th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 412th in the regionMost Cultured: 443rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 489th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 561st in the region

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