The Republic of Norvingnia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Osborne Calgary with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.525 billion Norvishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norvington. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvingnian economy, worth 203 trillion Noviards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,650 Noviards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Norvingnian as 'your finger, you fool', over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Norvingnian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvingnia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rationality.

Norvingnia is ranked 117,291^st in the world and 39^th in The Allied Republic for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 481.07 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.