Most Stationary: 654th Largest Welfare Programs: 664th Largest Populations: 745th
The Itchy Red Patch of
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The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Peoples Person of Odin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 28.433 billion Norvikelandingers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvikelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion vikadollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 77,091 vikadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvikeland's national animal is the purple clad minotaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norvikeland is ranked 130,029th in the world and 68th in Wysteria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Stationary: 654thLargest Welfare Programs: 664thLargest Populations: 745thMost Influential: 903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 937thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,501stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,087thHighest Economic Output: 3,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,492ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,821stMost Developed: 4,858thMost Cultured: 5,011thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,989thSmartest Citizens: 6,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,053rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,673rdRudest Citizens: 8,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,855thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,426thLargest Black Market: 11,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,350thMost Devout: 14,930th
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the region

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