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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,274thLargest Mining Sector: 7,630thLargest Black Market: 7,982nd
The Soon to be World Cup Winner of
Capitalist Paradise
We will win the World Cup
Nobody
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Northwest Kalactin

Population6.712 billion

CapitalNo government so no capital
LeaderNobody
FaithAnything

CurrencyAnything you can find
AnimalNothing

The Soon to be World Cup Winner of Northwest Kalactin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.712 billion Northwest Kalactanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No government so no capital. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northwest Kalactinian economy, worth 929 trillion Anything you can finds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,421 Anything you can finds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwest Kalactin's national animal is the Nothing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anything.

Northwest Kalactin is ranked 41,319th in the world and 106th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.77 Bank.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,274thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 7,630thLargest Black Market: 7,982ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,916thTop
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Most Developed: 14,379thMost Efficient Economies: 14,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,862ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,330thLargest Retail Industry: 15,494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,026thHighest Average Incomes: 16,997thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,515thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,737thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,856thHealthiest Citizens: 19,031stMost Inclusive: 19,472ndHighest Economic Output: 19,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,625thLowest Crime Rates: 21,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,932ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,942ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,192nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northwest Kalactin's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Northwest Kalactin published "OOC Politics" (Account: Other).
  • : Northwest Kalactin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.

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