The British Dominion of Northwest Kalactin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vincent Monteil with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.263 billion Northwest kalactanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gold Coast. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northwest Kalactinian economy, worth 504 trillion Kalactanian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 118,402 Kalactanian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, immigrants who don't like the taste of Northwest Kalactinian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwest Kalactin's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Kalactin.

Northwest Kalactin is ranked 53,959^th in the world and 2,039^th in Osiris for Most Pro-Market, scoring 54.78 on the Rand Index.