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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,285thLargest Mining Sector: 7,579thLargest Black Market: 7,956th
The Soon to be World Cup Winner of
Capitalist Paradise
We will win the World Cup
Nobody
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Northwest Kalactin

Population6.734 billion

CapitalNo government so no capital
LeaderNobody
FaithAnything

CurrencyAnything you can find
AnimalNothing

The Soon to be World Cup Winner of Northwest Kalactin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.734 billion Northwest Kalactanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No government so no capital. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northwest Kalactinian economy, worth 932 trillion Anything you can finds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,421 Anything you can finds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwest Kalactin's national animal is the Nothing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anything.

Northwest Kalactin is ranked 53,185th in the world and 52nd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,201.28 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,285thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 7,579thLargest Black Market: 7,956thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,830thTop
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Most Developed: 14,399thMost Efficient Economies: 14,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,361stLargest Retail Industry: 15,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,974thHighest Average Incomes: 17,011thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,795thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,971stHealthiest Citizens: 19,043rdHighest Economic Output: 19,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,476thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,500thMost Inclusive: 19,539thLowest Crime Rates: 21,616thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,810thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,536thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,245th
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Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northwest Kalactin lodged a message on the Sonnel Regional Message Board.
  • : Northwest Kalactin's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Northwest Kalactin published "OOC Politics" (Account: Other).
  • : Northwest Kalactin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Kalactin, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.

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