The British Dominion of Northwest Kalactin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vincent Monteil with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.626 billion Northwest kalactanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gold Coast. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northwest Kalactinian economy, worth 425 trillion Kalactanian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 117,406 Kalactanian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwest Kalactin's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Kalactin.

Northwest Kalactin is ranked 21,045^th in the world and 25^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.34 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.