Population | 12.15 billion |
Capital | Vila de Campelos |
Leader | King Duarte Nuno II |
Faith | Unofficial |
Currency | Escudo |
Animal | Dragon |
The Lusophone Commonwealth of NorthPortugal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Duarte Nuno II with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.15 billion Lusophones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vila de Campelos. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lusophone economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion Escudoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,606 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
King Duarte Nuno II's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. NorthPortugal's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unofficial.
NorthPortugal is ranked 4,313th in the world and 83rd in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 181 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NorthPortugal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : NorthPortugal was endorsed by The Republic of Niristan.
- : NorthPortugal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : NorthPortugal was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Convilla.
- : NorthPortugal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : NorthPortugal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : NorthPortugal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : NorthPortugal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : NorthPortugal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : NorthPortugal was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Woodlands.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 91 » The New Nordic Union, Nordivia, Bastile, Regnum Italiae, Rary, Iceagea, Nardin, Meropis, Saarenmaa, The Oriental Empire, Dizgovzy, New Eestiball, Orsik, UGBK, Yahlia, Trixeland, Owlograd, Raghallaigh, Invernessia, Burvenchkaht, Northern German Federation, Leistrona, Iquerian, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, An Clar, Stromia, Kanokla, Liberepublia, Slavatania, Walfo, The Champions League, St Scarlett, Bareu, Agausia, Irminsulia, Calicov, Imperium Anglorum, Great Clucky, Salwonia, Ortigia, Ottterland, Yaorozu, Elestansa, Mally Piznoopia, Foudina, North of Americas, Makykay, Elisabethshagen, Wombelland, and 41 others.The OG Your Moms Mom, Dark Matter, Empire of Draconia, Northern Socialist States, Leranditale, Gliesetonia, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Karnea, The Deccan Federation, Astaraion, Istastioner, Nuweland, Robbonia, Jim the Baptist, Kkorea, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Sovsastan, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Aresetia, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Rome Ruzalls, Narmocrana, Armbruster, Someseni, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Thracia and Crimea, Cambany, Alsted, Kronverg, Woodlands, Convilla, and Niristan.