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Most Influential: 116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,989thNicest Citizens: 2,203rd
The Lusophone Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Esta é Ditosa Pátria Minha Amada!
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Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
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Political Freedom
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NorthPortugal

Population12.15 billion

CapitalVila de Campelos
LeaderKing Duarte Nuno II
FaithUnofficial

CurrencyEscudo
AnimalDragon

The Lusophone Commonwealth of NorthPortugal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Duarte Nuno II with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.15 billion Lusophones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vila de Campelos. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lusophone economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion Escudoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,606 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

King Duarte Nuno II's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. NorthPortugal's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unofficial.

NorthPortugal is ranked 4,313th in the world and 83rd in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 181 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,989thNicest Citizens: 2,203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,236thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,537thMost Efficient Economies: 2,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,800thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,509thMost Pacifist: 4,054thMost Cultured: 4,313thMost Inclusive: 4,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,784thHighest Food Quality: 4,825thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,832ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,177thLargest Governments: 6,309thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,588thMost Developed: 6,589thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,601stSmartest Citizens: 7,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,667thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,738thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,742ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,958thHighest Economic Output: 10,981stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,513thMost Secular: 12,685thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,843rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,920thTop
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Best Weather: 15,697thNudest: 15,703rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,720thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,496thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,508thHighest Drug Use: 28,224thMost Politically Free: 28,593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,500th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Politically Free: 38th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 95th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Extreme: 142nd in the region

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