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Most Primitive: 4,394thLargest Populations: 7,931stMost Devout: 10,681st
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fellowship and Faith
King Randy Barrow and Yoel Baltasar
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Northland Republic

Population25.124 billion

CapitalM'ndav
LeaderKing Randy Barrow and Yoel Baltasar
FaithVreato

CurrencyTixari
AnimalWolf

The Kingdom of Northland Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Randy Barrow and Yoel Baltasar with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 25.124 billion Northlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of M'ndav. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Northlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,606 trillion Tixaris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,953 Tixaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northland Republic's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vreato.

Northland Republic is ranked 22,473rd in the world and 3rd in Union of Republics for Most Stationary, with 1,512.0817406004 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,241stMost Income Equality: 16,356thHighest Economic Output: 16,391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,339thMost Stationary: 22,473rdLowest Crime Rates: 27,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,702ndMost Authoritarian: 29,745th

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