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Most Primitive: 2,824th Most Devout: 4,333rd Most Stationary: 5,400th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fellowship and Faith
King Randy Barrow and Yoel Baltasar
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Northland Republic

Population14.432 billion

LeaderKing Randy Barrow and Yoel Baltasar


The Kingdom of Northland Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Randy Barrow and Yoel Baltasar with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.432 billion Northlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of M'ndav. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Northlandian economy, worth 933 trillion Tixaris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,678 Tixaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northland Republic's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vreato.

Northland Republic is ranked 152,339th in the world and 9th in Union of Republics for Smartest Citizens, with 15.14 Quips Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 2,824thMost Devout: 4,333rdMost Stationary: 5,400thTop
Largest Populations: 10,066thMost Income Equality: 10,136thMost Influential: 11,751stHighest Economic Output: 15,029thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,177thLowest Crime Rates: 15,964thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,362nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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