by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,143rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,250th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,405th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
for the people by the people
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Northernsiberia

Population2.995 billion

CapitalStalingrad
Leaderjoseph stalin

CurrencySilver
AnimalEagle

The United Socialist States of Northernsiberia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by joseph stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 2.995 billion KV5behemoths are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Northernsiberian economy, worth 531 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,518 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northernsiberia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northernsiberia is ranked 57,502nd in the world and 1,187th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 241 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Secular: 1,143rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,250thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,405thLargest Governments: 2,574thLowest Crime Rates: 2,607thMost Developed: 2,733rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,830thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,041stBest Weather: 3,132ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,213thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,163rdMost Inclusive: 4,343rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,401stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,573rdMost Cultured: 4,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,790thSmartest Citizens: 5,297thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,710thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,419thHighest Average Incomes: 7,826thMost Efficient Economies: 8,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,751stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,428thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,033rd
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Most Secular: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 153rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Cultured: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 217th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 281st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 292nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 311th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 335th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 372nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 447th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 502nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 525th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 628th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Northernsiberian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Northernsiberia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.

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