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Most Secular: 957th Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,198th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,229th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
for the people by the people
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Northernsiberia

Population3.516 billion

CapitalStalingrad
Leaderjoseph stalin

CurrencySilver
AnimalEagle

The United Socialist States of Northernsiberia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by joseph stalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 3.516 billion KV5behemoths are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Northernsiberian economy, worth 628 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,640 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, people say chess victor joseph stalin can kill you with mind-bullets, Joseph stalin's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northernsiberia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northernsiberia is ranked 2,913th in the world and 79th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 94.86 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 957thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,229thLargest Governments: 2,544thLowest Crime Rates: 2,570thHealthiest Citizens: 2,627thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,892ndMost Developed: 2,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,145thBest Weather: 3,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,395thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,860thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,949thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,229thMost Inclusive: 4,282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,486thMost Cultured: 4,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,782ndSmartest Citizens: 5,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,828thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,420thMost Efficient Economies: 7,770thHighest Average Incomes: 7,783rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,639thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,094th
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Most Secular: 26th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th in the regionBest Weather: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 117th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 134th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 228th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 256th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 383rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 385th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 498th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northernsiberia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, Joseph stalin's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, people say chess victor joseph stalin can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Northernsiberia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Northernsiberia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Northernsiberia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Northernsiberia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Northernsiberia, most ambassadors from Northernsiberia retire only a few years after being appointed.

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