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Largest Welfare Programs: 22,583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,401stMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,097th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Money answereth all things.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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NorthernPesos

Population380 million

CapitalParis

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDonkey

The Republic of NorthernPesos is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 380 million NorthernPesosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Administration, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The very strong NorthernPesosian economy, worth 27.5 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,483 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hell is not always other people, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn. Crime is totally unknown. NorthernPesos's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NorthernPesos is ranked 43,928th in the world and 17th in Right to Life for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,684.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 22,583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,401stMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,097thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,241stNicest Citizens: 30,943rdHighest Food Quality: 34,018thHighest Disposable Incomes: 34,032ndLargest Gambling Industry: 34,261st
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NorthernPesos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in NorthernPesos, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Following new legislation in NorthernPesos, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in NorthernPesos, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in NorthernPesos, hell is not always other people.
  • : Following new legislation in NorthernPesos, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : NorthernPesos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : NorthernPesos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in NorthernPesos, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in NorthernPesos, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.

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