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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,689thMost Influential: 4,359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,378th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Everyone have the right to be what they want to.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Northern United

Population1.42 billion

LeaderAkina Mizu


The People's Republic of Northern United is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Akina Mizu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.42 billion Northern Unitedians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akina. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Northern Unitedian economy, worth 118 trillion Corans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,775 Corans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, Akina Mizu tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern United's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern United is ranked 253,789th in the world and 11,466th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -11.49 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,689thTop
Most Influential: 4,359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,583rdNicest Citizens: 12,734thTop
Safest: 13,553rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,911thBest Weather: 14,992ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,360thLowest Crime Rates: 16,389thHealthiest Citizens: 16,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,464thMost Inclusive: 16,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,931stHighest Food Quality: 18,648thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,198thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,855thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,844thMost Cultured: 25,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,888thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,398th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 363rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 503rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 712th in the regionSafest: 765th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 778th in the regionBest Weather: 785th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 790th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 874th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 913th in the regionMost Devout: 921st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 922nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 926th in the regionMost Inclusive: 950th in the regionMost Influential: 962nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 970th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 995th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,010th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,024th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,093rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,109th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,159th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,177th in the region

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