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Most Armed: 3,173rdMost Influential: 3,353rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,544th
The Military Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Timenan Artillery Is Guided By God
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Northern Timena

Population7.257 billion

LeaderThe Commissar-Colonel

CurrencyTimenan Dollae
AnimalTimenan Kangaroo

The Military Republic of Northern Timena is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Commissar-Colonel with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.257 billion Timenans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blehshire. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Timenan economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Timenan Dollaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,816 Timenan Dollaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Northern Timena are beset by rebels, warning signs caution Timenans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Timena's national animal is the Timenan Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Timenanism.

Northern Timena is ranked 200,346th in the world and 253rd in New Western Empire for Least Corrupt Governments, with 52.28 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Armed: 3,173rdMost Influential: 3,353rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,544thLargest Black Market: 4,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,792ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,587thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,761stFattest Citizens: 6,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,367thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,650thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,861stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,501stHighest Average Incomes: 12,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,216thMost Devout: 14,836thHighest Economic Output: 15,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,328thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,296th
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the region

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