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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,807th Most Influential: 3,399th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,478th
The Military Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Timenan Artillery Is Guided By God
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Northern Timena

Population4.79 billion

LeaderThe Commissar-Colonel

CurrencyTimenan Dollae
AnimalTimenan Kangaroo

The Military Republic of Northern Timena is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Commissar-Colonel with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.79 billion Timenans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blehshire. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Timenan economy, worth 711 trillion Timenan Dollaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,564 Timenan Dollaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Northern Timena are beset by rebels, warning signs caution Timenans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Timena's national animal is the Timenan Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Timenanism.

Northern Timena is ranked 164,597th in the world and 214th in New Western Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,807thMost Influential: 3,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,478thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,902ndLargest Black Market: 3,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,323rdFattest Citizens: 6,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,217thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,678thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,674thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,565thMost Armed: 9,683rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,280thMost Devout: 12,710thHighest Average Incomes: 13,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,519thMost Authoritarian: 16,284th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the region

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