by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,813th Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,459th Fattest Citizens: 6,051st
The Supreme Grand Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honour is the Currency of the Noble
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Supreme Grand Federation of Northern Timena is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Grand Führer Michael Collins with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.499 billion Timenans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timena City. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The powerhouse Northern Timenan economy, worth 191 trillion Timenan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,490 Timenan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Timena City Natural History Museum, chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, and applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Timena's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Timena is ranked 97,197th in the world and 242nd in New Western Atlantic for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 962.68 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,813thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,459thFattest Citizens: 6,051stMost Influential: 6,190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,156thLargest Retail Industry: 7,325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,538thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,855thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,987thLargest Black Market: 8,020thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,671st
Fattest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the region

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