The Allied States of Northern Teabag is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.145 billion Northern Teabagians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fennekin City. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Northern Teabagian economy, worth 131 trillion Whites a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,150 Whites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Teabag's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Northern Teabag is ranked 116,716^th in the world and 165^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,385.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.