by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,885thMost Influential: 7,205thMost Pacifist: 8,924th
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Northern Teabag

Population2.145 billion

CapitalFennekin City
LeaderPrime Minister
FaithFreedom of Religion


The Allied States of Northern Teabag is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.145 billion Northern Teabagians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fennekin City. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Northern Teabagian economy, worth 131 trillion Whites a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,150 Whites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Teabag's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Northern Teabag is ranked 116,716th in the world and 165th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,385.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,885thMost Influential: 7,205thMost Pacifist: 8,924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,280thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,999thNicest Citizens: 15,665thHealthiest Citizens: 20,917thSafest: 21,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,370thHighest Food Quality: 25,840thMost Devout: 26,664th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Average: 27th in the region

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