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Largest Agricultural Sector: 959thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,757thMost Devout: 4,753rd
The United Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
El Pueblo Gobernara !
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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Northern San Antonio

Population1.421 billion

CapitalSanta Marta
LeaderGerard Metró
FaithAl Muradism - Roman Catholicism

CurrencySan Antonian Peso
AnimalCondor

The United Federation of Northern San Antonio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gerard Metró with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.421 billion Northern San Antonioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Marta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The all-consuming Northern San Antonioan economy, worth 114 trillion San Antonian Pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,795 San Antonian Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, Northern San Antonioan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern San Antonio's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Al Muradism - Roman Catholicism.

Northern San Antonio is ranked 44,860th in the world and 96th in The Western Isles for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,065.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 959thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,757thMost Devout: 4,753rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,777thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,689thMost Average: 25,797th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northern San Antonio altered its national flag.
  • : Northern San Antonio changed its national leader to "Gerard Metró" and its nation type to "United Federation".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern San Antonio, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern San Antonio, Northern San Antonioan husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern San Antonio, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern San Antonio, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern San Antonio, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern San Antonio, Gerard Metró is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern San Antonio, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Northern San Antonio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.

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