The Polish Nation of Northern Polish is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Grandlee with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.287 billion Northern Poles are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opole. The average income tax rate is 25.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Northern Pole economy, worth 62.7 trillion Northern Złotties a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,728 Northern Złotties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Polish's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholic Christian.

Northern Polish is ranked 145,720^th in the world and 5^th in Commonwealth of Poland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,604.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.