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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,590thSafest: 5,628th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Dominik Tarczyński
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Northern Poland

Population7.01 billion

LeaderDominik Tarczyński


The Federation of Northern Poland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dominik Tarczyński with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 7.01 billion Polandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Polandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,106 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, Polandians seem to be catching more chills, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Poland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northern Poland is ranked 7,760th in the world and 394th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,779.16 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,282ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4,590thSafest: 5,628thMost Developed: 5,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,837thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,090thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,135thLargest Governments: 7,173rdMost Armed: 7,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,678thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,760thMost Inclusive: 7,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,150thNicest Citizens: 8,262ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,320thSmartest Citizens: 8,619thMost Cultured: 8,685thHealthiest Citizens: 8,784thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,778thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,937thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,538thMost Efficient Economies: 10,734thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,466thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,855thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,787thHighest Average Incomes: 15,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,230thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,884thHighest Economic Output: 16,990thBest Weather: 21,852nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 250th in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionSafest: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 301st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 339th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 365th in the regionLargest Governments: 367th in the regionMost Armed: 371st in the regionMost Inclusive: 373rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 374th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 380th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 380th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 384th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 413th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 424th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 426th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 445th in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 484th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 506th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 510th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 512th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 535th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 545th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 570th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 649th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 690th in the regionMost Income Equality: 710th in the region

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