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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,575th
The Confederation of
Democratic Socialists
Man, I sure do love Nationstates Easter Eggs.
Dominik Tarczyński
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Northern Poland

Population8.695 billion

CapitalDanzig
LeaderDominik Tarczyński

CurrencyZłoty
AnimalEagle

The Confederation of Northern Poland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dominik Tarczyński with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 8.695 billion Polandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Polandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,719 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, Danzig Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Poland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northern Poland is ranked 130,760th in the world and 4,298th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 236.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,575thMost Developed: 5,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,944thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,065thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,101stSafest: 6,258thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,277thLargest Governments: 6,577thHealthiest Citizens: 7,017thNicest Citizens: 7,062ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,248thMost Inclusive: 7,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,396thHighest Food Quality: 7,466thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,089thSmartest Citizens: 8,176thMost Cultured: 8,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,856thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,971stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,050thMost Armed: 9,072ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,340thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,001stHighest Economic Output: 14,286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,495thHighest Average Incomes: 14,606thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,412thMost Income Equality: 17,119thBest Weather: 17,316th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 165th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionMost Developed: 258th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 283rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 289th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 302nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 310th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 313th in the regionMost Inclusive: 326th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 327th in the regionLargest Governments: 336th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 345th in the regionSafest: 348th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 349th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 356th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 397th in the regionMost Armed: 417th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 438th in the regionMost Cultured: 440th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 450th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 459th in the regionMost Income Equality: 459th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 558th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 641st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 682nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 694th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 743rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, Danzig Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, cute fluffy little Dominik Tarczyńskis are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.

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