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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,239th Safest: 6,128th Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,617th
The Socialist Federation of
Democratic Socialists
The People Will it!
Aleksander Whitt
Influence
Superpower
Permanent First Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Northern Poland

Population4.369 billion

CapitalDanzig
LeaderAleksander Whitt

CurrencyZłoty
AnimalPenguin

The Socialist Federation of Northern Poland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aleksander Whitt with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 4.369 billion Polandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Polandian economy, worth 618 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,504 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Poland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Poland is ranked 6,892nd in the world and 3rd in Eurerre for Most Developed, scoring 90.13 on the Human Development Index.

Top
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 5,239thSafest: 6,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,617thNicest Citizens: 6,830thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,840thMost Developed: 6,892ndMost Inclusive: 6,959thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,068thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,155thMost Efficient Economies: 7,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,572ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,696thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 8,239thMost Cultured: 8,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,718thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,578thSmartest Citizens: 9,617thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,454thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,672ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,456thHealthiest Citizens: 11,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,297thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,414thHighest Average Incomes: 14,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,612thMost Pacifist: 14,620thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,475th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Northern Poland's influence in Eurerre rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Northern Poland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Cloning Conventions".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Northern Poland lodged a message on the Eurerre Regional Message Board.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Poland, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.

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