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Most Valuable International Artwork: 995thLowest Crime Rates: 4,639thSafest: 5,697th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Sell,Sell,Sell!
Dominik Tarczyński
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Northern Poland

Population6.774 billion

CapitalDanzig
LeaderDominik Tarczyński

CurrencyZłoty
AnimalEagle

The Federation of Northern Poland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dominik Tarczyński with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 6.774 billion Polandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Polandian economy, worth 980 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,724 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, Polandians seem to be catching more chills, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Poland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northern Poland is ranked 156,725th in the world and 5,716th in Balder for Most Pro-Market, scoring 23.33 on the Rand Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 995thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,639thSafest: 5,697thMost Developed: 5,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,489thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,060thLargest Governments: 7,150thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,362ndMost Armed: 7,367thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,645thMost Inclusive: 7,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,949thNicest Citizens: 8,160thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,252ndSmartest Citizens: 8,530thMost Cultured: 8,629thHealthiest Citizens: 8,764thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,365thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,632ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,739thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,844thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,297thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,879thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,863rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,209thHighest Economic Output: 17,283rdBest Weather: 18,228th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionTop
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 232nd in the regionMost Developed: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionSafest: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 328th in the regionMost Armed: 328th in the regionLargest Governments: 346th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 356th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 356th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 364th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 386th in the regionNicest Citizens: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 408th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 428th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 430th in the regionMost Cultured: 433rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 449th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 479th in the regionMost Influential: 482nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 490th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 563rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 570th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 584th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 610th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 716th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Northern Poland's influence in Balder rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Northern Poland changed its national leader to "Dominik Tarczyński".
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Northern Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.

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