by Max Barry

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Safest: 9,127thMost Pacifist: 10,930thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,819th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Viva o povo livre de Moçambique
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Northern Mozambique

Population860 million



The United Socialist States of Northern Mozambique is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 860 million Northern Mozambiqueans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacala. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Northern Mozambiquean economy, worth 28.7 trillion Kredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 33,363 Kredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Mozambique's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northern Mozambique is ranked 220,182nd in the world and 3rd in The Trinity Sea for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 37,576 Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 9,127thMost Pacifist: 10,930thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,819thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,349thNicest Citizens: 14,633rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,732ndMost Income Equality: 18,073rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,096thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,515th

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