Population | 2.727 billion |
Capital | Pontevedra |
Leader | Galactic Emperor Aargash I |
Faith | Emperorism |
Currency | Galego peseta |
Animal | Cow |
The Grand 1st Galactic Empire of Northern Kingdom of Galicia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Galactic Emperor Aargash I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.727 billion Northern Galicians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pontevedra. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Galego economy, worth 513 trillion Galego pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,358 Galego pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, religious education is a new government priority, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Kingdom of Galicia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emperorism.
Northern Kingdom of Galicia is ranked 49,888th in the world and 9th in Caer Sidi for Most Extreme, scoring 31.56 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
- : Northern Kingdom of Galicia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Kingdom of Galicia, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.