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Largest Retail Industry: 3,656th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,153rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,440th
The Alt Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Don't want to be an Azlaakean idiot!
Nike Schmidt
Influence
Dealmaker
President / Justice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Northern Jackaia

Population839 million

CapitalJackaia City
LeaderNike Schmidt

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalPhoenix

The Alt Republic of Northern Jackaia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Nike Schmidt with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 839 million Jackaians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jackaia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jackaian economy, worth 120 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 143,951 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 535,018 per year while the poor average 27,214, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Jackaia's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Northern Jackaia is ranked 32,825th in the world and 12th in The Confederacy of Aligned Nations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,718.56 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,686thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,819thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,852ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,076thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,584thMost Avoided: 10,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,860thMost Efficient Economies: 11,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,032ndLargest Insurance Industry: 12,579thRudest Citizens: 12,749thHighest Average Incomes: 14,272ndLargest Gambling Industry: 15,058thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,225th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
  • : Northern Jackaia lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Aligned Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, Jackaian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
  • : Northern Jackaia lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Aligned Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Jackaia, the fate of the world literally rests on Nike Schmidt's fingers.

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