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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,598th Most Devout: 7,027th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,401st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Independency, Freedom, Northern Iran
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Northern IRN

Population1.094 billion

CapitalIsfahan
LeaderAmir Nobakht
FaithShia Islam

CurrencyQeran
AnimalPersian Tiger

The Republic of Northern IRN is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Amir Nobakht with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.094 billion Northern Iranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isfahan. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Northern Iranian economy, worth 110 trillion Qerans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,194 Qerans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern IRN's national animal is the Persian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Northern IRN is ranked 108,138th in the world and 78th in Union of Allied States for Highest Drug Use, scoring 41.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,598thMost Devout: 7,027thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,401stTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,358thSafest: 12,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,605thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,811thNicest Citizens: 13,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,475thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,759thLargest Mining Sector: 14,090thHealthiest Citizens: 15,093rd
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern IRN, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern IRN, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern IRN, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern IRN, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern IRN, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Northern IRN was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern IRN, rumour has it Amir Nobakht needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Northern IRN's influence in Union of Allied States rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Northern IRN altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern IRN, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » East Meranopirus, Handal Ands, The Civitas Islands, and Chokoku.

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