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Most Pacifist: 3,266thBest Weather: 3,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,955th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Never let the game be over
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Northern Intelligencia

Population4.35 billion

CapitalHuddersfield
LeaderTK

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Free Land of Northern Intelligencia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by TK with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.35 billion Northern Intelligencians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huddersfield. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Intelligencian economy, worth 646 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,625 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Northern Intelligencians, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Intelligencia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Intelligencia is ranked 272,164th in the world and 9,439th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 10.13389629208 days.

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Most Pacifist: 3,266thBest Weather: 3,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,955thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,716thNicest Citizens: 4,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,761stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,111thMost Developed: 6,486thHighest Food Quality: 6,620thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,293rdMost Inclusive: 7,505thLowest Crime Rates: 7,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,142ndSmartest Citizens: 8,373rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,829thSafest: 9,043rdMost Cultured: 10,783rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,010thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,069thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,607thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,920thHighest Average Incomes: 22,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,049thMost Efficient Economies: 26,203rdMost Secular: 26,970th
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Most Pacifist: 157th in the regionBest Weather: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 212th in the regionNicest Citizens: 226th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 275th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 289th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 313th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 345th in the regionMost Inclusive: 368th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 466th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 471st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionSafest: 528th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 541st in the regionMost Cultured: 623rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 628th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 700th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 804th in the regionLargest Governments: 984th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,058th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Northern Intelligencians.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Northern Intelligencia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.

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