Population | 4.35 billion |
Capital | Huddersfield |
Leader | TK |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Free Land of Northern Intelligencia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by TK with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.35 billion Northern Intelligencians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huddersfield. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Intelligencian economy, worth 646 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,625 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Northern Intelligencians, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Intelligencia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Northern Intelligencia is ranked 272,164th in the world and 9,439th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 10.13389629208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Northern Intelligencians.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
- : Northern Intelligencia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Intelligencia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.