by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 438th Most Influential: 753rd Nudest: 1,652nd
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Northern Glory

Population1.403 billion

CapitalValley of Golden Halo
LeaderKing MarkMan the elder


The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King MarkMan the elder with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.403 billion Northern Gloryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley of Golden Halo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Gloryian economy, worth 174 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,669 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Northern Gloryians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Glory's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Northern Glory is ranked 63,652nd in the world and 3,765th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,146.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 438thMost Influential: 753rdNudest: 1,652ndTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,645thLargest Retail Industry: 6,746thSafest: 8,252ndTop
Most Pacifist: 9,533rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,747thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,966thMost Efficient Economies: 13,078thMost Developed: 13,872ndMost Inclusive: 14,220thMost Cultured: 14,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,769thLowest Crime Rates: 15,828th
Nudest: 48th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 356th in the regionSafest: 437th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 525th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 543rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 630th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 663rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 698th in the regionMost Cultured: 737th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 769th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 793rd in the regionMost Developed: 809th in the regionMost Inclusive: 847th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 864th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 946th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 951st in the regionNicest Citizens: 954th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, Northern Gloryians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Northern Glory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Northern Glory.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, every workday begins with group therapy.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 202 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Shibutani, Gladio II, Notyoutopia, Shin-Hachioji, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Diodone, Bayern-Straubing, Viridiann, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Californian Redwood, Buckerino, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Universal State Formula, Malta Comino Gozo, Territorio di Nessuno, Mzeusia, Shadowrik, Pallaith, Bothia, David Davidson, Ice and Tinian, Panama Coalition, THX1138, New Sekai, Outer Egorniand, McMasterdonia, Sea Ghost, The Syca, Chamocha, Dramanian, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Lordelles, Detrivania, Walter Jackson, Sil Dorsett, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Gmt2001, Soviet Terran, Wineclaw, Erwo Stal, Jontopiary, Albacria, and 152 others.Imbizi, Blackwood Coast, Pleroma Sans Romans, Grand Europa Imperium, North Armatas, United States of Medford, Cinnibar, Fishguardia, British Bayonet, Kolorland, Elevation, French Bananastan, Diche Choklate, Govornia, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Thorway, New Fingland, Brysto, Atheenos, Get Away From Me, Kyrianian, Palisede, Memeosan, Pizza Squared, New Lakemba, Humptalumpta, Yamanato, Prospit, Choistan, Guslantis, Lemonbiscuits, Lower Nubia, Trumpski, Mecca-Switzerland, Unsophisticate, Moubarakistan, Atain, Amerian States, American MapleStory, Former English Colony, Babacar, Blackphir, Bonjoura, Boggovia, Neo Hungarica, Beasluxia, Yukti, Bellavia, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Victoriaans Nederlands, Koda-Land, Nordrym, RedRunele, Kylesburgh, The Windmilluminati, Broomlands, Beastos, Misuvelia, Calamazo, Camarthen, Avalon, Highton Islands, Beta Cyndriel, Apetopia, United Draconia, Wisconsota, The Gamer Party, Empy, Free Culture, Q w e r t y, Tredano, Weehay, Whereisthatistan, Kulgatha, Racoda, Wilkshire, Sacrento, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Jest Xerces, Drasvidania, Dejure, Dadastan Archipelago, Dicko, Dopeland420, Dingle-Berry, East Supple Lund, Dovena, Esplandia, Edon-Ko, Expols Geo Islands, East Wushen, Dellengard, Zeternia, DeBailian, Sundred, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, Etanur, Equestrian Commonwealth, Zokk, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, I am the one who knocks, The United States of Romania, Sahriastan, Maott, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Wodan, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Prickly Town, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Solcialist States, Amestris-Britannia, Abject Ludicrosity, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Democritus, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Tawya, Yarecir, The Iron Lions, Rosewood-, Curtis Cosla, West Coastal States, The Rhein States, Qiland, Carryodon, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, New Bremerton, New Eleria, Islavity Pod, Snoodum, Funkadelia, New Pruessen, Kobagia, Staenga, Mtzkekizustania, Niradans, Spartoptia, Amauri, Newpromisedland, Pascolar, SORT, Katschekistan, General COE, Vincone Cae, and Ostrinios.

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