by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 404th Most Influential: 666th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,917th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Northern Glory

Population1.951 billion

CapitalValley of Golden Halo
LeaderKing MarkMan the elder


The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King MarkMan the elder with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.951 billion Northern Gloryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley of Golden Halo. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Gloryian economy, worth 261 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,988 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Glory's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Northern Glory is ranked 20,814th in the world and 827th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,156.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 404thMost Influential: 666thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,917thLargest Retail Industry: 5,311thSafest: 7,678thMost Pacifist: 8,440thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,286thMost Efficient Economies: 10,341stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,070thMost Inclusive: 11,090thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,455thMost Developed: 11,784thMost Cultured: 12,028thLowest Crime Rates: 13,082ndNudest: 14,839thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,131stNicest Citizens: 15,733rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,021stHighest Average Incomes: 16,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,150thHealthiest Citizens: 17,179th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 244th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 366th in the regionSafest: 410th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 463rd in the regionNudest: 504th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 528th in the regionMost Average: 537th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 539th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 545th in the regionMost Cultured: 595th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 643rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 656th in the regionMost Developed: 702nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 790th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 805th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 827th in the regionNicest Citizens: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 891st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 894th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Northern Glory voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Antifa".
  • : Northern Glory voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes".
  • : Northern Glory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Glory, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 229 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Shibutani, Gladio II, Notyoutopia, Shin-Hachioji, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Diodone, Bayern-Straubing, Viridiann, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Californian Redwood, Buckerino, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Universal State Formula, Malta Comino Gozo, Territorio di Nessuno, Mzeusia, Shadowrik, Pallaith, Bothia, David Davidson, Ice and Tinian, Panama Coalition, THX1138, New Sekai, Outer Egorniand, McMasterdonia, Sea Ghost, The Syca, Chamocha, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Detrivania, Walter Jackson, Sil Dorsett, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Gmt2001, Soviet Terran, Wineclaw, Erwo Stal, Albacria, Imbizi, Blackwood Coast, Pleroma Sans Romans, and 179 others.Grand Europa Imperium, North Armatas, United States of Medford, Cinnibar, Fishguardia, British Bayonet, Kolorland, Elevation, French Bananastan, Diche Choklate, Govornia, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Thorway, Brysto, Atheenos, Kyrianian, Palisede, Memeosan, New Lakemba, Humptalumpta, Prospit, Choistan, Guslantis, Lemonbiscuits, Lower Nubia, Mecca-Switzerland, Unsophisticate, Moubarakistan, Atain, Amerian States, American MapleStory, Former English Colony, Babacar, Blackphir, Bonjoura, Boggovia, Neo Hungarica, Yukti, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Victoriaans Nederlands, Koda-Land, Nordrym, Kylesburgh, Beastos, Misuvelia, Calamazo, Camarthen, Avalon, Highton Islands, Beta Cyndriel, Apetopia, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Empy, Free Culture, Q w e r t y, Tredano, Weehay, Whereisthatistan, Kulgatha, Racoda, Wilkshire, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Drasvidania, Dejure, Dadastan Archipelago, Dicko, Dopeland420, Dingle-Berry, East Supple Lund, Dovena, Esplandia, Edon-Ko, East Wushen, Zeternia, DeBailian, Sundred, Etanur, Equestrian Commonwealth, Zokk, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Maott, Wodan, Suicidistan, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Amestris-Britannia, Abject Ludicrosity, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Democritus, Yarecir, The Iron Lions, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, New Bremerton, New Eleria, Snoodum, New Pruessen, Kobagia, Niradans, Spartoptia, Amauri, Newpromisedland, SORT, General COE, Vincone Cae, Ostrinios, DontComeHereItSucks2, Votak Matim, Oshonia, Sinelona, Uganda Knuckles UK, Adkins Station, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Sakaryata, Wunderstrafanstalt, Papika, Machendel, Atomic Industry Islands, Cloydicia, Agrauron, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, United North American, Stat Artha, Ka Ching, Daedric Stellar Empire, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, The Pantheons, Pinguioris, The Realm of Dorne, The South Falls, Partax, Zumlandia, Thoets, The Windmilluminati, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, The Black Cathedral, Pasargad, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, INTEGRAL, Ostrolia, Hesterin, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Great Solordia, Bridgett, Ieprus, 1 very fast endotarter, Ofemerica, National Goats, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Vathekia, Torakuen, and Joodey.

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