The Federal Kingdom of Northern Celtic Regions is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel O'Keith with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.229 billion Celts enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Celtic economy, worth 209 trillion Skits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 93,914 Skits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the children of Northern Celtic Regions are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Celtic Regions's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Northern Celtic Regions is ranked 17,292^nd in the world and 72^nd in The Free Nations Region for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.