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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 365thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,682ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,265th
The Green Free Land of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Petit petit, l'oiseau fait son nid
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Northern Celavon

Population3.801 billion



The Green Free Land of Northern Celavon is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.801 billion Northern Celavonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elkridge. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Celavonian economy, worth 484 trillion celas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,342 celas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is totally unknown. Northern Celavon's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Celavon is ranked 1,682nd in the world and 44th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,137.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 365thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,682ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,265thNicest Citizens: 2,272ndMost Pacifist: 2,358thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,367thMost Influential: 2,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,668thBest Weather: 2,855thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,793rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,065thMost Inclusive: 4,104thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,307thHealthiest Citizens: 4,529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,577thHighest Food Quality: 4,604thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,528thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,310thMost Cultured: 6,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,696thSafest: 6,784thMost Developed: 7,683rdLargest Governments: 8,613thLowest Crime Rates: 9,043rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,298thSmartest Citizens: 10,034thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,398thMost Income Equality: 16,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,994thMost Secular: 18,621stMost Efficient Economies: 20,491stHighest Average Incomes: 20,537thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,876th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 79th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionBest Weather: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 166th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 179th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 196th in the regionSafest: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 279th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 434th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 504th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 528th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 601st in the regionMost Secular: 606th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 607th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 611th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 638th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 661st in the region

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