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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,088th Most Primitive: 3,525th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,969th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
You will serve the ligma or die
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Northern castleland

Population50 million

CurrencyOunce
Animalturtle

The Empire of Northern castleland is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 50 million Bois are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Northern castlelandian economy, worth 3.57 trillion Ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 71,397 Ounces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,495 per year while the poor average 19,181, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern castleland's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern castleland is ranked 110,072nd in the world and 4,529th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,088thMost Primitive: 3,525thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,969thTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,959th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 66th in the regionTop
5%
Most Primitive: 107th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 315th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 501st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northern castleland's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Northern castleland was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

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