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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,152nd Most Primitive: 3,573rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,953rd
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
You will serve the ligma or die
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Northern castleland

Population448 million

CurrencyOunce
Animalturtle

The Empire of Northern castleland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 448 million Bois are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The very strong Northern castlelandian economy, worth 32.6 trillion Ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 72,788 Ounces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,195 per year while the poor average 19,348, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, conspiracy theorists allege Northern castleland City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, euthanasia is legal, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern castleland's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern castleland is ranked 141,914th in the world and 6,206th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 20.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,152ndMost Primitive: 3,573rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,953rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14,410th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 91st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 280th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 480th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 667th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 719th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, conspiracy theorists allege Northern castleland City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Northern castleland's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern castleland, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.

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