The Monarcho-Socialist Federacy of Northern Cantons is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Camdalia with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.062 billion Cantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Üldanars. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norcantorish economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion Ligdenfars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,802 Ligdenfars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, Northern Cantons's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown. Northern Cantons's national animal is the Northern White Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Cantons is ranked 118,524^th in the world and 4,927^th in Balder for Largest Black Market, with 305 billion Standard Monetary Units.