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Most Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Northern Borland

Population38.754 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.754 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 42,980 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,109,051 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,897,896 per year while the poor average 109,985, a ratio of 53.6 to 1.

Self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, you can tell when Northern Borlandians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 98,394.95 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thMost Armed: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thRudest Citizens: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Secular: 13thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 96thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thLargest Publishing Industry: 259thSmartest Citizens: 371stMost Stationary: 384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 674thMost Subsidized Industry: 700thLargest Populations: 898thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,326thLargest Governments: 2,454thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,283rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,382ndLargest Black Market: 5,395thMost Influential: 6,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,045thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,606thHighest Drug Use: 22,696thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,173rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, you can tell when Northern Borlandians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, people all over Northern Borland are dying of 'Mad Buck Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the military struggles with recruitment.

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