Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.074 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 24,242 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 895,401 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,075,079 per year while the poor average 27,718, a ratio of 255 to 1.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and most Northern Borlandian video games are banned in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 159,958th in the world and 302nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -720.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndFattest Citizens: 2ndRudest Citizens: 2ndMost Secular: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thMost Avoided: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thMost Armed: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 79thLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 128thLargest Publishing Industry: 214thSmartest Citizens: 249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559thMost Corrupt Governments: 561stMost Stationary: 678thMost Rebellious Youth: 692ndLargest Populations: 1,108thMost Efficient Economies: 1,598thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,560thMost Influential: 4,082ndMost Pro-Market: 4,508thTop
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Nudest: 13,811th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, most Northern Borlandian video games are banned in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, NB-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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