The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.754 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 42,980 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,109,051 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,897,896 per year while the poor average 109,985, a ratio of 53.6 to 1.

Self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, you can tell when Northern Borlandians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 98,394.95 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.