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Safest: 9,667thMost Pacifist: 11,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,351st
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Praise Auphelia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Northern Beepee

Population3.182 billion

LeaderStan Bach

AnimalMany Tentacled Monster

The Holy Empire of Northern Beepee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stan Bach with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.182 billion Northern Beepeeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Northern Beepeean economy, worth 123 trillion Auphelians a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,902 Auphelians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, Northern Beepeean watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and diminutive Northern Beepeean generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Beepee's national animal is the Many Tentacled Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Northern Beepee is ranked 201,532nd in the world and 6,194th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 54,714 Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 9,667thMost Pacifist: 11,041stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,351stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,505thNicest Citizens: 18,563rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,637thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,893rdMost Authoritarian: 23,931stBest Weather: 23,967thLargest Governments: 24,194thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,320th
Safest: 329th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 388th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 437th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 643rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 666th in the regionNicest Citizens: 672nd in the regionLargest Governments: 712th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 749th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 782nd in the region

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