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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,498th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,639th Nicest Citizens: 3,862nd
The Socialist Yuzar Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We Are Laying The Red Bricks Of The Socialist Road
Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Northern Bavungria

Population14.398 billion

LeaderPeoples Dictator Heduk Lore
FaithThrinian Catholic


The Socialist Yuzar Republic of Northern Bavungria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.398 billion Yuzarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanverska. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yuzarian economy, worth 960 trillion Stalikoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,677 Stalikoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Yuzarians any less frightened, t-shirts displaying a photo of Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Bavungria's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thrinian Catholic.

Northern Bavungria is ranked 18,948th in the world and 841st in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 61.64 Quips Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,498thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,639thNicest Citizens: 3,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,001stBest Weather: 4,471stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,029thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,675thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,225thMost Cultured: 6,698thMost Pacifist: 6,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,984thLargest Populations: 7,615thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,362ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,625thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,301stLowest Crime Rates: 11,390thHighest Economic Output: 12,083rdNudest: 12,765thLargest Governments: 13,617thSafest: 14,860thMost Devout: 15,117th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 90th in the regionNicest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 154th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 195th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 202nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 247th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionMost Pacifist: 286th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 407th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 413th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 427th in the regionNudest: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 509th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 528th in the region

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