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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,546th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,741st Best Weather: 3,589th
The Socialist Yuzar Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We Are Laying The Red Bricks Of The Socialist Road
Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Socialist Yuzar Republic of Northern Bavungria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.514 billion Yuzarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanverska. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yuzarian economy, worth 901 trillion Stalikoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,677 Stalikoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Yuzarians any less frightened, t-shirts displaying a photo of Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Bavungria's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thrinian Catholic.

Northern Bavungria is ranked 13,752nd in the world and 571st in Osiris for Most Devout, with 1,406.5 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,741stBest Weather: 3,589thNicest Citizens: 3,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,885thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,936thMost Pacifist: 6,472ndMost Cultured: 6,555thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,665thTop
Largest Populations: 7,810thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,808thHealthiest Citizens: 9,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,826thLowest Crime Rates: 10,863rdHighest Economic Output: 11,780thSafest: 13,005thLargest Governments: 13,006thNudest: 13,028thMost Devout: 13,752nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 185th in the regionLargest Populations: 196th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 241st in the regionMost Pacifist: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 279th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 354th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 390th in the regionNudest: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 427th in the region

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