The Kingdom of Northeast Vatican is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Conscientia with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 11.927 billion Northeast Vaticanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Grand City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northeast Vaticanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion jewels a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 100,157 jewels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Northeast Vaticanian Navy, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeast Vatican's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Syro-Malabar Catholicism.

Northeast Vatican is ranked 8,033^rd in the world and 126^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,058.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.