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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 378th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 514th Largest Retail Industry: 1,173rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our unity is our strength.
President Anthony Williams
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Northeast American Federation

Population3.224 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Anthony Williams

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The Republic of Northeast American Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Williams with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.224 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 692 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,702 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

American watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeast American Federation's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Northeast American Federation is ranked 47,125th in the world and 2,534th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 58.56 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 378thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 514thLargest Retail Industry: 1,173rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,274thRudest Citizens: 1,680thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,234thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,530thMost Avoided: 2,585thLargest Black Market: 3,256thMost Influential: 3,515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,791stMost Devout: 3,831stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,890thHighest Average Incomes: 4,592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,715thFattest Citizens: 4,735thMost Armed: 5,491stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,381stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,502ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,746thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,198thMost Conservative: 12,255thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,123rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,327thLargest Governments: 15,444th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65th in the regionMost Avoided: 82nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 93rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 100th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 142nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Devout: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Armed: 215th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 227th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 255th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 449th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 623rd in the regionLargest Governments: 721st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 741st in the regionMost Conservative: 746th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 752nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 871st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, American watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, the Washington DC Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support President Anthony Williams.
  • : Following new legislation in Northeast American Federation, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.

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