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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 439thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 509thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 555th
The Empire of
Capitalizt
darn that gravity
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Northcanadia

Population13.305 billion

Capitalmegatropalas
LeaderShail Patel

CurrencyMoney
AnimalKoala Bear

The Empire of Northcanadia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Shail Patel with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.305 billion Northcanadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of megatropalas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northcanadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,099 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 308,142 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hackers post hourly updates on international summits, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, airport security is provided by private companies, and concussed Koala Bearball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Northcanadia's national animal is the Koala Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Northcanadia is ranked 1,004th in the world and 59th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,892.72 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 439thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 509thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 555thHighest Disposable Incomes: 606thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 914thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,004thMost Avoided: 1,022ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,105thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,144thFattest Citizens: 1,190thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,386thHighest Crime Rates: 1,391stLargest Retail Industry: 1,556thRudest Citizens: 1,601stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,615thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,785thHighest Average Incomes: 1,810thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,931stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,972ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,260thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,377thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,477thHighest Economic Output: 2,565thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,656thMost Cultured: 4,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,148thMost Armed: 5,717thSmartest Citizens: 6,107thMost Efficient Economies: 6,163rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,928thMost Secular: 12,634thHighest Drug Use: 14,608thLargest Black Market: 15,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,615thLargest Populations: 17,389th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 182nd in the regionMost Armed: 186th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 211th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 244th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 309th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 316th in the regionMost Secular: 397th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 462nd in the regionMost Influential: 463rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 544th in the regionNudest: 578th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, concussed Koala Bearball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Northcanadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, the Great Northcanadian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some.
  • : Northcanadia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".

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