The Empire of Northcanadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shail Patel with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.359 billion Northcanadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of megatropalas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northcanadian economy, worth a remarkable 8,415 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 394,019 Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,168,089 per year while the poor average 104,331, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and Shail Patel reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. Northcanadia's national animal is the Koala Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northcanadia is ranked 40,138^th in the world and 1,069^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.63 law-abiding acts per hour.