The Holy Empire of North Wonscia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 723 million Wonscians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novi. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wonscian economy, worth 59.3 trillion Wonis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,976 Wonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Wonscia's national animal is the Starfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

North Wonscia is ranked 76,039^th in the world and 63^rd in Council of Asia for Largest Governments, scoring 18.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.