The Undead nation of North West Mindoor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capach sozin with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 1.701 billion North West Mindoorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North West Mindoorian economy, worth 270 trillion Dark Mindis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,186 Dark Mindis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North West Mindoor's national animal is the Paralysis cricket, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaosism.

North West Mindoor is ranked 286,084^th in the world and 55^th in Mindoorian Federation for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.