by Max Barry

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Nudest: 1,077thMost Secular: 2,252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,331st
The Undead nation of
Democratic Socialists
tempus est nunc
Capach sozin
Scientific Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North West Mindoor

Population1.701 billion

LeaderCapach sozin

CurrencyDark Mindi
AnimalParalysis cricket

The Undead nation of North West Mindoor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capach sozin with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 1.701 billion North West Mindoorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North West Mindoorian economy, worth 270 trillion Dark Mindis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,186 Dark Mindis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North West Mindoor's national animal is the Paralysis cricket, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaosism.

North West Mindoor is ranked 286,084th in the world and 55th in Mindoorian Federation for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Nudest: 1,077thMost Secular: 2,252ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,331stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,176thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,335thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,921stLargest Black Market: 12,959thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,154thHighest Average Incomes: 14,527thMost Inclusive: 14,547thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,273rdSmartest Citizens: 15,919thLargest Governments: 19,282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,896thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,332ndLargest Mining Sector: 24,288thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,252ndMost Developed: 27,325thHighest Food Quality: 29,079th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

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