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Lowest Crime Rates: 928thBest Weather: 1,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,127th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Workers' paradise!
Khasia Lofi Lethesa
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Tobago

Population5.409 billion

LeaderKhasia Lofi Lethesa

CurrencySipari Ruble
AnimalBlack bird

The Democratic People's Republic of North Tobago is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Khasia Lofi Lethesa with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.409 billion North Tobagonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siparia. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Tobagoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion Sipari Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 200,152 Sipari Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered North Tobagoan weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Tobago's national animal is the Black bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Tobago is ranked 2,214th in the world and 1st in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 176,585.5 Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Crime Rates: 928thBest Weather: 1,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,459thLargest Governments: 1,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,752ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,837thMost Efficient Economies: 2,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,214thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,366thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,186thMost Developed: 3,193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,376thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,097thMost Inclusive: 4,478thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,259thSmartest Citizens: 6,426thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,636thNicest Citizens: 7,407thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,322ndMost Influential: 8,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,677thTop
Most Cultured: 11,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,514thMost Devout: 14,573rdHighest Economic Output: 15,717thMost Income Equality: 17,248th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » South Krimelski and British Soviets.

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