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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,708thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,969thSafest: 2,565th
The Democratic Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Veritas Vincit
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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North Tertiand

Population3.269 billion

CapitalNovograd
LeaderComrade Kirilenko
FaithHumanism

Currencyruble
Animalwolf

The Democratic Republic of North Tertiand is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Kirilenko with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.269 billion North Tertiandans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novograd. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Tertiandan economy, worth 416 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,534 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time North Tertiandan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, they say that North Tertiandans made a dessert and called it peace, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and Comrade Kirilenko can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Tertiand's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

North Tertiand is ranked 9,650th in the world and 28th in The Social Liberal Union for Smartest Citizens, with 94.72 quips per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,708thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,969thSafest: 2,565thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,916thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,376thNicest Citizens: 3,501stMost Inclusive: 4,354thBest Weather: 4,739thHealthiest Citizens: 4,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,482ndHighest Food Quality: 6,584thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,635thMost Developed: 7,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,848thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,303rdSmartest Citizens: 9,650thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,617thLargest Governments: 10,735thLowest Crime Rates: 11,193rdMost Secular: 12,724thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,478thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,157thMost Cultured: 14,988thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,686thMost Efficient Economies: 22,029thHighest Average Incomes: 23,007thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,144th
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Most Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
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Safest: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Tertiand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest, the Top 5% for Most Secular, and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, Comrade Kirilenko can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, they say that North Tertiandans made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : North Tertiand was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time North Tertiandan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, foreign leaders are advising that Comrade Kirilenko's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in North Tertiand, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.

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