The United States of North Robinland is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 874 million North Robinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corla. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient North Robinese economy, worth 32.1 trillion Nuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,748 Nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Robinland's national animal is the Pepper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Robinland is ranked 25,339^th in the world and 1^st in The United Little World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 112.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.