The Empire of North Revoya is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 448 million North Revoyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rómeros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The strong North Revoyan economy, worth 23.5 trillion Revoyeeses a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,526 Revoyeeses, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Rómeros, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Revoya's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North Revoya is ranked 120,109^th in the world and 194^th in Carcassonne for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,529.06 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.