The Queendom of North Province is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.901 billion North Provinceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The strong North Provincean economy, worth 604 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 61,047 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,453 per year while the poor average 3,826, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. North Province's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

North Province is ranked 288,126^th in the world and 1^st in North Province for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.04 law-abiding acts per hour.