The Eternal Dissapointment of North Prarie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Naka with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.771 billion North Prarieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonebridge. The average income tax rate is 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Prariean economy, worth 391 trillion Deltas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,270 Deltas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and Naka spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Prarie's national animal is the Awesomely Awesome Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Youtube Animationism.

North Prarie is ranked 16,469^th in the world and 351^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,774.86 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.