The OMG Somy Won Now Endorse Him of North Prarie is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Hall with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.702 billion Prarieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonebridge. The average income tax rate is 89.8%.

The frighteningly efficient North Prariean economy, worth 528 trillion Deltas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,860 Deltas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, Prarieans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Prarie's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blossomism.

North Prarie is ranked 94,992^nd in the world and 3,240^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 111.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.