The Sick Sad Boi of North Prarie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Valieant with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.228 billion North Prarieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonebridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Prariean economy, worth 315 trillion Deltas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 141,574 Deltas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The North Prariean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and atheists on vacation find Youtube Animationism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Prarie's national animal is the Awesomely Awesome Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Youtube Animationism.

North Prarie is ranked 50,346^th in the world and 2,207^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 5.41 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.