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North Pacific Army

Population2.938 billion


The GCR Military of North Pacific Army is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.938 billion NPAers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The NPA economy, worth 124 trillion Ribbons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 42,335 Ribbons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Harry Potter books are banned, military spending is on the increase, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Pacific Army's national animal is the Zazumo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Pacific Army is ranked 125,372nd in the world and 339th in Birb for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 10,761stMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,126th
Most Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the region

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