The United States of North Mols Galleland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Usain Bolt with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.356 billion North Mols Gallelandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Mols Gallelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,437 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 241,746 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, surf's up and hypothermia's down, and chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Mols Galleland's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Running.

North Mols Galleland is ranked 6,512^th in the world and 267^th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 40.11 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.