The Stellar Republic of North Mack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Council of Seven with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.89 billion Mackens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trinakai. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse North Mackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,281 trillion Creds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,843 Creds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Mack's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Mack is ranked 55,229^th in the world and 23^rd in The Local Cluster for Rudest Citizens, with 66.06 Insults Per Minute.