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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,921stRudest Citizens: 4,309thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,977th
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North Macaronesa

Population498 million

CapitalSao Ramon

AnimalEuropean Bee-Eater

The Federal Republic of North Macaronesa is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 498 million North Macaronesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Ramon. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The frighteningly efficient North Macaronesian economy, worth 53.4 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 107,198 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. North Macaronesa's national animal is the European Bee-Eater, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Macaronesa is ranked 64,084th in the world and 84th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 28.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,921stRudest Citizens: 4,309thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,977thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,925thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,627thMost Influential: 9,798thLargest Retail Industry: 10,808thMost Pacifist: 13,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,274thTop
Most Politically Free: 21,726thNicest Citizens: 22,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,481stMost Secular: 24,256thMost Inclusive: 26,964thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,248thHighest Food Quality: 28,937thMost Developed: 29,160thSmartest Citizens: 30,150th
Most Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 38th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 49th in the region

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