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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 240thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rd
The People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
In monkey we trust. But not Max. No trust Max.
Fabbio Enchilada
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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North Leichtenberg

Population19.629 billion

CapitalMonkey Max
LeaderFabbio Enchilada

CurrencyMonkey
AnimalBlobfish

The People's Republic of North Leichtenberg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fabbio Enchilada with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.629 billion North Leichtenbergians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Max. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient North Leichtenbergian economy, worth a remarkable 4,663 trillion Monkeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 237,584 Monkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fabbio Enchilada, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. North Leichtenberg's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Leichtenberg is ranked 307,185th in the world and 2nd in The Doomsday Legion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.35 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 240thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rdHighest Crime Rates: 332ndMost Armed: 473rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 515thLargest Gambling Industry: 521stFattest Citizens: 525thMost Avoided: 619thLargest Retail Industry: 735thHighest Drug Use: 747thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,046thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,069thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,133rdRudest Citizens: 1,258thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,694thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,702ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,541stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,873rdMost Stationary: 4,936thNudest: 5,109thHighest Average Incomes: 6,191stLargest Mining Sector: 7,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,165thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,540thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,634thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,875thLargest Black Market: 14,513thMost Influential: 14,809thTop
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Most Secular: 16,809thLargest Populations: 16,946thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,790thSmartest Citizens: 24,764thMost Cultured: 27,511thMost Efficient Economies: 28,962nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Leichtenberg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fabbio Enchilada.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : North Leichtenberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : North Leichtenberg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.

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