by Max Barry

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Nudest: 292ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,935th
The Corporate Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Capital is Freedom, Without Freedom We Die!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Lauchyperpsonity

Population2.616 billion

CapitalLerugtenbean City
LeaderNational Board of Directors


The Corporate Republic of North Lauchyperpsonity is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by National Board of Directors with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.616 billion North Lauchyperpsonityians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lerugtenbean City. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Lauchyperpsonityian economy, worth 335 trillion lepchtenhengtuns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,169 lepchtenhengtuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed squirrelball players cannot remember their lineup position, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, National Board of Directors has more friends than ever before, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Lauchyperpsonity's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

North Lauchyperpsonity is ranked 37,046th in the world and 968th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Nudest: 292ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,935thTop
Most Influential: 2,425thFattest Citizens: 3,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,616thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,690thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,961stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,108thRudest Citizens: 5,944thMost Avoided: 8,396thLargest Mining Sector: 8,518thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,153rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,915thMost Inclusive: 14,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,419thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,471stHighest Drug Use: 18,878thHighest Average Incomes: 20,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,496thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,116thLargest Black Market: 22,409thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,523rd
Nudest: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 125th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 278th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 293rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306th in the regionMost Avoided: 359th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 409th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Inclusive: 517th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 596th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 605th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 618th in the regionMost Armed: 636th in the regionLargest Black Market: 650th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 655th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 718th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 790th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 806th in the region

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