|Leader||National Board of Directors|
The Corporate Republic of North Lauchyperpsonity is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by National Board of Directors with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.616 billion North Lauchyperpsonityians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lerugtenbean City. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Lauchyperpsonityian economy, worth 335 trillion lepchtenhengtuns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,169 lepchtenhengtuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Concussed squirrelball players cannot remember their lineup position, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, National Board of Directors has more friends than ever before, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Lauchyperpsonity's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Principality of Alambar.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Principality of Freavia.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Republic of Populaa.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Not Kenneth Branagh of Western Fardelshufflestein.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini.
- : North Lauchyperpsonity was endorsed by The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
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