by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 524th Largest Black Market: 551st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 646th
The La Silenziosita Mietere of
Father Knows Best State
The strong take vices and utilize them as virtues
Avani Overskan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Krualstiken

Population8.321 billion

CapitalCwiskretan City
LeaderAvani Overskan

AnimalSilly Human

The La Silenziosita Mietere of North Krualstiken is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Avani Overskan with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.321 billion Kruals are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cwiskretan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Krualian economy, worth a remarkable 2,849 trillion Planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 342,421 Planets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,132,192 per year while the poor average 77,418, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Justice is blinding, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, much of North Krualstiken's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Krualstiken's national animal is the Silly Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

North Krualstiken is ranked 1,996th in the world and 1st in Ikuisuus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 242.26 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 524thLargest Black Market: 551stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 683rdLargest Mining Sector: 777thLargest Insurance Industry: 938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 963rdMost Avoided: 996thHighest Average Incomes: 998thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,020thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,042ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,098thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,201stFattest Citizens: 1,488thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,996thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,769thHighest Economic Output: 3,593rdMost Secular: 3,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,886thMost Efficient Economies: 4,768thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,044thSmartest Citizens: 5,769thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,064thLargest Governments: 6,414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,549thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,875thMost Armed: 9,962ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,245thLargest Retail Industry: 10,306thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,081st

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